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Lorraine made this up at 3:58 AM

Wanna annoy me? I'm sure you do! The following are in no particular order, although they seem to be because I made the list in numbered form... ack. Oh well.

1. Disturb my sleep.
2. Be plastic with me.
3. >>TyPe aNd SpeL WurDz LyK diZ 'cUz U THinK iT's kooL!?!/// (These are SMS stuff. Don't get so used to them, please...)
4. Be a DOM in a pick-up or cargo truck.
5. Be a braggart.
6. Be an insolent know-it-all and blab-it-all.
7. Be a talkative bore.
8. Belittle me and make me feel inferior to you. (I currently have low self-esteem, what a pity.)
9. Give me the 'head-to-feet-and-back-to-head' look.
10. While in a public utility vehicle, be stinky and sweaty and sit beside me.
11. Still while in a public vehicle, specifically in a bus, be very fat, occupy the part of the seat that's supposed to be mine already, and let three-fourths of my butt hang in mid-air. (Okay, so it's not really the fat person's fault, it's mine because I sat next to him/her. But I'm running late and that's the only seat left. What am I to do? Oh well...)
12. Still while in a public vehicle, specifically an FX taxi, smoke just before you enter the cab and let the passengers inhale all the fumes you emit.
13. While serving in a fastfood restaurant, do not understand what the sentence "May I request for assistance, please" means, shoot me an impatient look, and make me say it louder, in Tagalog.
14. While being a "cashier" at a jeepney terminal (lol), mock me for paying a student's fare.
15. Call me by saying "Pssstt" or "Hoy" instead of my name.
16. Throw your trash anywhere, insert bus tickets into the seats or the windows.
17. Hurt an animal. If it's coachroaches or any similar yucky insect though, then it's okay.
18. Tell me I'm ugly. (You don't need to! I know!...that you're lying, lol)
19. While talking, spray me with your spit, or suffocate me with your breath.
20. Laugh maniacally and do all of the above.



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