(i've also written this in my friendster profile.)

warning: nothing sensible below.

"i am nobody. nobody's perfect. therefore, i am perfect." (wahahaha, joke 3x)

lorraine is going to describe herself googlism-style.
lorraine is going to speak like elmo!
lorraine is simple yet complicated.
lorraine is shy yet jovial.
lorraine used to be a very loud person.
lorraine still is, with close friends only though.
lorraine is quite optimistic.
lorraine is often naive and apathetic.
lorraine hates politics.
lorraine is very forgetful. (esp. w/ people's names!)
lorraine is lazy.
lorraine often procrastinates.
lorraine is bad at math.
lorraine would like to learn japanese and korean, aside from french.
lorraine hearts hoobastank's songs.
lorraine wishes she could see hoobastank perform live again.
lorraine feels especially connected with cats.
lorraine wishes she could speak cat-ish. (lol)
lorraine is weird!
lorraine is weird in many other different ways.
lorraine wants to tour the world.
lorraine, as of now, can only tour her house. (lol)
lorraine likes cold weather.
lorraine goes online for atleast 5 days a week.
lorraine has over a dozen email addresses.
lorraine detests & hates roaches so much, she can't even stomp on one.
lorraine is not a girly-girl.
lorraine is not a conformist.
lorraine likes chocolates.
lorraine likes spongebob squarepants.
lorraine believes that spongebob does not promote homosexuality!
lorraine likes speaking elmo-style.
lorraine likes people who are like her.
lorraine likes people who like her.
lorraine likes sincere people.
lorraine likes people who don't have vices.
lorraine detests cigarette smoke.
lorraine likes people who give her great testimonials at friendster*hint*
lorraine would like to change the topic.
lorraine is still unsure of which course to pursue.
lorraine is never sure of anything, except her faith in God.
lorraine has her God is with her. whom shall she fear?
lorraine wishes to end this but doesn't know how.
lorraine decides to just terminate this sente--


Lorraine made this up at 4:06 PM